1. She handed me her "baby" to hold (she has a name for every baby she owns and knows them all by heart, so don't screw up the names) anyways I asked her what this new baby was named and she said "Beata". I asked "Why did you name her that". Ryan (my daughter) responded "because she is bad everyday and I want to beat her". (on a side note I swear I have never told my child she is bad or I want to beat her...although I have thought it)
2. Ryan put her finger into a small toy and naturally it got stuck. Upon freeing her finger and asking her why should would put her finger into such a small hole she responded "because I wanted to see if it fit" (Awww they minds of four year olds.)
3. Ryan has told me on several occasion's that if I do something for her she will pay me "a million bucks". (Apparently I need to keep my dreams to myself from now on.)
4. I slipped and said Damn (I know bad mom) and Ryan looked at me and said "Mom - we do not say DAMN (loud voice with the word damn)" How am I supposed to respond to that one?
I know there are many more that I wanted to share but right now the 4 year old I am writing about is demanding I read her a book, so I will.
Let me know the funny things your kids say and how you respond.
2 comments:
I have had a few of these lately too.
The other day Brian turned the sprinkler on and Grace said, "Let's go F$@! crazy."
Hmmm.
She said she heard it on a P!nk song. Whoopsie.
Hope came out with a dammit today at the store when she couldn't get the bathroom door to lock...
oops, totally my fault
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